Mike Tyson, the adult film actor? Crazy as it may sound, this could very well be the ticket. His real life offers endless elements for his future scripts to implement, sucking potential viewers in with a blend of fact, fiction, and the adult film industry's penchant for parodying high-profile films. If any athlete's gonna cross over, Tyson's the prime candidate. Here are a few prime suggestions for Mike's future filmography.

"Porn of the Worlds"
Tyson plays Ray, a construction worker who uses an alien invasion as a means of becoming a better father to his children (unfortunately, he caps off this achievement by eating them). The aliens are intent on destroying the earth and trying to use our blood to fertilize it. But Ray convinces the aliens (who happen to be female) that their time on earth could be put to better use than killing random humans. Let's just say the results are out of this world.

"Mikey: Fully Loaded"
An aging Tyson stumbles attempting to work his way through cupcakes like Danny Williams and Kevin McBride. All hope is lost, until he's given a beat up but spunky fighter called "Mikey" by an old cornerman. Mikey takes over all of Tyson's boxing, training him and helping resurrect his career in the ring … and outside it, too. Turns out Mikey is also well-educated in the ways of love. The only thing Tyson bags faster than belts are ring card girls and groupies. (espn)