1. Introducing the World's Fastest Secretary
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Yeah, I know. Sounds remarkably exciting doesn't it? But it's actually crazy enough to post. This secretary comes off looking like some sort of machine as fast as she stamps these papers. P

2. Donald Rumsfeld - Secretary of Defense
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As most of us are aware Donald Rumsfeld finally stepped down as US Secretary of Defense. About the same time, The Late Show released this clip of some of Rumsfeld's finer moments at the podium...

3. Game of the Day - Secretary 18
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Here's an odd flash game for you all that tributes an equally unusual movie; The Secretary. Type away and slap that ass...