1. "He-ah bites me in the vagina." - Crazy lady in the park.
(Features/Funny / Crazy / Sexy)

He's a little dog that apparently has some aggression issues. First he bites some guy in the park, then the old lady who owns the dog starts rambling on how he 'jumps on her vagina and bites

2. Snakes on the Plane - The Early Auditions
(Features/Around the Web)

...now..." "Get off me you slithering prick you. Stupid f-ing snake..." "You just bite me in the ass snake?" Check out this funny skit on Colleg...